so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.