Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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