im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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