I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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