I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Floor bacon is actually really good
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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