i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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