You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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