i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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