Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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