Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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