So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
