this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
