Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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