Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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