I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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