Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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