let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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