I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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