Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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