Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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