how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
