I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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