16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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