Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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