I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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