you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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