And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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