Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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