i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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