Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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