Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
That was an excessively violent trivia night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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