I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize