He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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