It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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