Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
