did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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