I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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