That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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