Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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