I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You made out with two different species that night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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