Pappa wants mamma naked
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize