so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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