I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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