dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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