redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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