all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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