Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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