Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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