you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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