hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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