I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
