I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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