Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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