I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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