GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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